My Advanta Closed Account Closes

A very powerful financial tool originally meant for responsible educators came to an end in 2010—the Advanta Credit Card:

On March 19, 2010, Advanta Bank Corp., Draper, UT was closed by the Utah Department of Financial Institutions. Subsequently, the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation (FDIC) was named Receiver. No advance notice is given to the public when a financial institution is closed.


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When I got an Advanta card, with its 7.79% APR and 20K credit limit, I thought I was benefitting from my mother’s constructive legacy as a retired public school teacher. Now all I am left with is ruthless Chase Manhattan bank, its Ink Business Card with a 13.99% APR. How did I go from 7.79 APR to 13.99%? You tell me, my fellow Americans, because you went there too—in one way or another.

So, for all you lovely ladies out there trying to size-up my financial vigor, let me help you get rid of me:

  • Yes, it took me way too long to pay this credit card off.
  • Yes, instead of using my non-existent “home” as a line of credit, this Advanta card was going to be a pale substitute.

Securing My Own Credit Card

I started out in the vulgar consumer credit world in the most humiliating way possible: with a $500 secured credit card (Capital One). I was a college graduate with child support payments, student loan installments and an immediate family with few work opportunities or surplus resources.

Unlike many who go through humiliation in secret and then try to forget what happened, my thang is to never forget in healthy, constructive manner (another constructive legacy from my mother). Instead of being toxically shamed into totally denying this secured card thing, let’s embrace and extend it. I need to secure my own credit card.

My superior, a totally disciplined person, would never use a credit card for anything but emergencies. I don’t envy my superior—I would like to marry her so drop me a line darlin’! I use my credit card online to pay monthly bills—like for the online service that hosts this Blog for example. I need to build a structure that can fourth, halve or completely eliminate my credit card debt in case of an emergency—which is like to be in this day and age a national emergency.

This ‘structure’ effectively secures the credit card. Instead of this “homeland security” being imposed upon me, my expression of liberty and freedom is to impose this limit on myself. So, for a financial loser like me, I would charge something for, say, $2000, securing it with $1000 in cash—and then spend the next two months paying it off. What’s important for a poor boy like me to understand is that I am paying off the $2000 debt solely with future income while holding the $1000 (or more) in reserve.

One day, when I’m a better person, I can just use my American Express card like how it was meant to be used. By the way, it took me way too long to pay off my Advanta Card—so clearly my self-secured credit idea was not working at all then. So it’s important for me not to go too far into the future with vulgar credit optimism—I need more dread, dread and more dread. Because of my socio-economic background and the company I have kept over the years, the future is often littered with financial tragedies happening to me and all around me. Dreadlock no smoke pipe in peace… Too much informers and too much laws…

Not really off topic: You know something about army ants? They build structures out of army ants in order to move army ants from one place to another. This idea might just work with money. Your wallet should not be made out of leather—it should be made out of money.

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