Flippant Remarks about Britney Spears
Check out “Maybe She Should Have Given Him The Action Figure” to figure out why I would ever waste my time writing about this person.
- I thought her name was “Brittany”—the properly named symbolic package of the Anglican future.
- Britney Spears does a great service to the Black community to help teach yet another generation of ignorant, colored, young people that broken homes and dysfunctional families are issues of white-supreme modernity instead of an ancient virus coming from a monkey in Africa.
- Back in the late 1990s, some stupid, skinny, brunette kid at House of Blues of Digital worshipped Britney Spears. He used to play her music and sarcastic white-boy music that lampooned gangsta rap with a teeny-voice and folk guitar talking about smacking up “bitches.”
Well, let’s hope he learned that her beloved Britney Spears is living more of a thug life than he could ever imagine. This cat actually complained to the sympathetic, frat-house managers about me playing Public Enemy, the Swindler’s Lust. Never take a Web Development job to share an office with suburban American assholes.
- Britney Spears lost her custody battle (this go-round) not because her husband had a better case but because she directly disobeyed the orders of government officials. She does not understand not to fuck with people seven-or-six-degrees separated from nuclear weapons. So her experience is a very rare case of a mother “losing” so easily. Most mothers with Britney styles know how to fake it in front the judge by wearing a catholic school uniform to court or something.